DRAGICORNS RULE, UNIGONS DROOL
NEVER BE AFRAID TO ROCK N' ROLL
WHEN IN DOUBT, DANCE IT OUT
EAT AS MANY CHOCOLATE BARS AS THE AMOUNT OF GALAXIES IN SPACE
Friday, September 6, 2013
Dragicornian Chocolate Recipe
Enjoy;P
Dragicorn's Closest Allies
So my friend and I went to the amazing mall full of other dragicorns that are only there for chocolate, music, and epidermis covering style. So, we went into bath and body works, and we both got light up duckies for the bathtub. Dragicorns are obsessed with bubbles and light up duckies, they prance around in the park with their duckies, then they go to the Dragicasino to play some Old Maid, Gold Fish, and Clue(finding out which unigon deprived the dragicorns of their precious chocolate). And with the money they win because Dragicorns always win card games they buy even more chocolate and hide it in little burrows under the ground that you may be on top of right now. Unigons won't ever figure it out. I'm comfortable saying that because no UNIGON IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DARE INVADE A DRAGICORNS BLOG
Oh Disney, and Thank You Page Viewers!!
So today at Contemporary Improv we were just fooling around looking at songs, so this kid takes the guitar and (hes joking its not really that bad) Starts making fake voice cracks and all this stuff, then, i say, Bad vocals, Bad technique, its sounds like a disney channel song! How many of you have seen Teen Beach Movie? I swear it's scarier than the Shining. Like, my brother dared me to watch it for a chocolate bar. Of course I said yes, Or I would have been breaking the chocolatey dragicornian code. So it starts off when they are at the beach surfing, and then the aunt comes to pick the girl up to go to school, then they end up in the movie and there is a song. And in the song, there are lyrics that say, "It's a BIKINI WONDERLAND" What the fudgecicles does society really call that music? WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS CRUEL CRUEL WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY?? Okay, now that I got that out of my system, I want to thank you for the 6 pageviews in Serbia, and the 23 views in the US! I know that I just started, and thats not alot, but its still awesome to me! So Thank You!
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Dragicorns,(duh),HARRY POTTERsummer camp,and other blogs.
My dear friend has a blog called foaminfrodowithafro.blogspot.com i suggest you check it out, we also created a blog called livinthelemonlife.blogspot.com that would be cool ;) Now, some of you may say this blog is stupid(the mere thought sends a shiver down my dragicornian tail) but it is actually a place where all dragicorns can come together! So, lets get this started. At summer camp, i did a jewelry making class. Now I know what youre thinking, LAME. I KNOW. BUT, IT WAS AMAZING!!!! They had polymer clay to make actual beads and stuff !!! But, what I mostly focused on was making earrings that express my obsessededness with things. I made lots of stuff from Hunger Games, Harry Potter, BUT, I also made a Dragicorn keychain. IT WAS MY BEST CREATION YET, (well that, and the harry potter earrings....)There was also this class called Hop on the Hogwarts Express!! I did it three years in a row until i was too old to join....But, every day was a different class, like, potions, for example. WE mixed a bunch of sugary drinks and other substances.Okay, let me expand on other substances....Pheonix ash was pixy stix, and they had pop rocks too. WE PLAYED QUIDDITCH!!! They had a quaffle, chasers, keepers,and the seeker who looked for a hidden penny in the grass, it was AWESOME, they also had dueling, if you were stupified, you pretended to faint, if they intepested you, you would pretend to puke, tantellegra was the most fun though(uncontrollably dancing), but you could say protego and protect yourself. And if you won the duel, you got points for your house. The counselors observed you for a few days, then gave you a house. Whoever has the most house points, also obtained from winning quidditch matches(sorry, forgot that), gets like five bags of jelly beans, HAVE YOU EVER HAD BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOR BEANS???DO YOU HAVE ANY CARDS FROM THOSE REALLY BAD TASTING CHOCOLATE FROGS?ERMIGERDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!sorry, im fangirling aren't I, ummmm.......*wistles and avoids webcam eye contact*
Dragicorns luv chocolate
I am a dragicorn, you are a dragicorn, we are all dragicorns, but, before you become part of the dragicornian crew, you must confirm your right of passage.Not really. Just try to love chocolate. A lot.
Dragicorns;p
Dragicorns are REAL creatures that live among us today. They are a combination of dragons and unicorns, and they fight against their sworn enemies called the unigons. The unigons are evil beings that fight against dragicorns and basically try to ruin their lives. BUT Dragicorns fight against them and manage being amazing and the most wonderful creatures on earth.:p
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